Tonight’s Topic: Will Smith’s Farts (I Have a Journalism Degree)

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | October 2, 2024 |

Every night when it comes time to get Pajiba Love ready, I make it my mission to only bring you the finest stories on the internet. Tonight, that’s Will Smith farting so bad that Barry Sonnenfeld had to evacuate the set of Men in Black for three hours. You’re welcome. (Variety)

Angelina Jolie is still single despite rumors to the contrary. (Lainey Gossip)

Christian Siriano doesn’t like to dress Real Housewives because “they don’t pay.” (Celebitchy)

Oh, guess it’s a climate election after all. (Wonkette)

From Ciara: If anyone else has seen this Irish teen who loves farming show up in their TikTok feed — he lives like two farms over from my family. He’s adopted and his bio parents are Vietnamese, and he’s quite proud of his bio heritage but he’s also super, super culchie. My aunt was in the same class as his mom in school. He’s gotten a ton of sponsorship deals the past week or so, so good on him, but also on a personal level ♀ (TikTok)

Spirit Halloween did not enjoy being mocked by SNL and fired back. (THR)

Surprise! Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright were never actually married. (Page Six)

Rachel Zegler blasts AI for being “f*cking dystopian.” (IndieWire)

How did David Zaslav step in shit this time? (The Mary Sue)

Turns out that old dude didn’t smash a signed Taylor Swift guitar after all. In fact, no one’s really sure what the hell happened here. (Mediaite)

Meet your new pro-choice champion: Melania Trump wait what. (Daily Beast)

Dreadpiratekel always says she wants a standalone fantasy, but now that she’s read a book that fits the brief, The Sky on Fire by Jenn Lyons, she’s desperately hoping for a series. “I really liked this book; it packed a lot of information and world-building into the story without feeling strained. It also told a fun tale about breaking into a mad dragon’s vault to steal its treasures.” Do you have any standalone fantasy books to recommend? (Cannonball Read 16)

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