There's Only One Meghan Getting Attention Around Here, Markle!

Meghan Markle is getting a lot of attention thanks to her new Netflix series, and wouldn’t you know it, that doesn’t sit well with the other Meghan. The one with that dad who’s that guy. I want to say Ron? I think it’s Ron. I dunno, she barely mentions him at decibels that the human ear can process. (Daily Beast)

Jennifer Aniston isn’t going anywhere near Brad and Angelina’s divorce settlement, and you can’t make her. (Celebitchy)

If we can’t blame teachers for terrorism, then the terrorists win, apparently. (Wonkette)

From Roxana: “I’ve worked for the Washington Post since 2008 as an editorial cartoonist. I have had editorial feedback and productive conversations — and some differences —about cartoons I have submitted for publication, but in all that time I’ve never had a cartoon killed because of who or what I chose to aim my pen at. Until now.” (Ann Telnaes)

Hope nobody here was attached to The Franchise. (TVLine)

The gentrification of video game history. (Felipe Pepe)

Costco refused to be racist, so get ready for the next MAGA boycott. (The Street)

From Jen: The Breaking Bad house is for sale. You have to be on meth to spend $4 million to live in Albuquerque. (KOB.com)

Trump is predictably pissed about the whole flags flying at half-mast during his inauguration thing. God bless you, Jimmy Carter. (Rolling Stone)

And Just Like That doesn’t deserve Patti LuPone. (The Wrap)

As the father of a son who absolutely adored Thomas the Tank Engine, my sincerest thanks to Britt Alcroft. Rest in Peace. (Variety)

“it’s been a while since we used this spot — should we review it before airing it?”

“nah I’m sure it’s fine”

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— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) January 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM