Alec Baldwin Already Hates His New Career in Reality TV

Because Alec Baldwin pumped 47 babies into his pretend-Spanish wife — yes, that’s a lowball estimate — he stumbled upon a little parenting secret that will blow your mind: You gotta put food in those kids’ mouths, and lots of it. All the time. Just a constant stream of snacks until you find yourself buying in bulk at Sam’s Club on a Monday night while messaging Dustin that P-Love might be late tonight, for a random example. Anyway, to keep their child army fed, the Baldwins signed up for a reality series that Alec already hates. Dude’s not even trying to hide it. (The Daily Beast)

Speaking of over-population, Chris Pratt is just cranking them out. Clearly, he found the baby cannon of his dreams. (PEOPLE)

The UK will use Charles’ “soft power” to deal with America. (Celebitchy)

These people voted for Trump because they hate you, and you monsters won’t even befriend them? (Wonkette)

Kayleigh wrote about the 30th anniversary of Interview with the Vampire. (A.V. Club)

Britney Spears reportedly reunited with Jayden. (Page Six)

We have a date for the Abbott Elementary/Always Sunny crossover episode, which sounds like it was a real pain in the butt to film. (The Wrap)

The publishers of Grand Theft Auto are taking a bold and encouraging stand by saying that AI won’t make video game development “cheaper, quicker, better, or easier.” (Gizmodo)

Have you ever wondered what Beowulf would be like if it were less fantastical and more mundane? Over on Why Did We Watch This, we’re talking The 13th Warrior, a movie with a cool idea that falls flat in execution. (Apple)

The vibe over at Bluesky is that user growth is skyrocketing as folks flee Twitter, but this number doesn’t seem very high? (The Verge)

The porn-link Wicked dolls are already flooding eBay. (Link)

November is Native American Heritage Month. Now is a good time to support Native American/Indigenous authors by buying, or requesting your library buy, their books. If you want suggestions, check out some of the books Cannonballers have reviewed over the years. (Cannonball Read 16)

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