Matt Rife Can Explain Those Plastic Surgery Rumors, Hear Him Out

If you asked AI to spit out a comedian that looks like he got too much plastic surgery — and is also a mannequin that comes to life in a horror movie — you would almost get a result that looks exactly like Matt Rife, but with more fingers. However, he claims there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why his face drastically changed: Puberty. Now to just go ahead and Google Matt Rife’s age… bwhaaaa?!? (Page Six)

Ariana Grande and Ethan Slater’s patience paid off. (Lainey Gossip)

The winner of the Shrek lookalike contest got $500 and a bag of onions. (Celebitchy)

Does a naked RFK Jr. make you want to buy scented candles? (Wonkette)

From Petr: “In a new Facebook post, Village People founding member and songwriter Victor Willis defended Trump’s use of the song while also firmly denying any gay connotations that you may come come to associate with the anthem over the years.” (Consequence)

Shrinking knew just what to do with Ted McGinley’s Derek. (Vulture)

The Muppet History account, which is run by a married couple, was apparently trying to bang a whole bunch of its followers. Never change, social media, never change. (The Mary Sue)

Stephen King is killing his Maine radio stations. (AV Club)

The lawsuits over Wicked doll packages promoting a porn site are off! (Rolling Stone)

Will David Zaslav really give up his precious cable channels? (IndieWire)

So maybe some good came from Trump winning. (Deadline)

From Jen: RIP Eminem’s mom. (Variety)

Scootchyknees found she needed both the audio and the print versions of George Saunders’ Lincoln in the Bardo to understand it, and it was worth the effort. “There is so much to unpack in this book, which is strange, funny, and haunting all at once.” Which books have rewarded you for paying attention? (Cannonball Read 16)

The American Face-Eating Leopard is the fattest one in existence.

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