Kristin Cavallari Is Trying To Bang Kevin Costner

If you happen to be near Kevin Costner, please give him Kristin Cavallari’s number. Also, make sure his shots are up to date because hers sure aren’t. (Page Six)

A rare sighting of Jim Carrey and Keanu Reeves together at the Sonic 3 premiere is a big deal for Canadians. (Lainey Gossip)

Victoria Beckham, I don’t believe you. (Celebitchy)

Donald Trump is suing Ann Selzer for election interference, and yes, for the election that he just won. (Wonkette)

From Jen: RIP Marisa Paredes. (The Guardian)

God, I love everything James Gunn is saying about Superman. (Variety)

While everyone made life hell for McDonald’s workers in Altoona — Class solidarity, amirite, comrades? — it sure looks like Luigi Mangione was ratted out by his mom. (Daily Beast)

Speaking of the Keystone State, after the election, people kept asking me how the heck Kamala lost Pennsylvania after Josh Shapiro had won so easily in 2022. Well, that’s easy: His opponent Doug Mastriano is a colossal idiot. (A.V. Club)

What the hell was Bartmania? (Vulture)

Way to cave to bigots, Disney. (THR)

Jesus, is every CEO lining up to cup Trump’s balls? (The Wrap)

At the end of T. Kingfisher’s Paladin’s Faith, wicherwill found…a cliffhanger (gasp!) “If you’re anything like me and already several books deep into The Saint of Steel series and the entire world of the White Rat, you’re not here to decide whether or not to read this book—you’re here to bemoan the wait for the next one.” Which book series are you eagerly waiting to continue? (Cannonball Read 16)