Apple Martin Is Gwyneth Paltrow's Daughter Alright

So, I guess I should explain the lead photo. For starters, no, that is not Apple Martin next to Gwyneth Paltrow. That is very clearly SNL’s Chloe Fineman, who is apparently shopping buddies with Goop? This is from a few days ago, and it was such a random pairing that I had to include it. Enjoy! As for Apple, let’s just say she will not be one of the nepo babies that people point to and say, “See, they’re not all entitled brats.” (Page Six)

The Rock needed Moana 2’s box office win. (Lainey Gossip)

Even Pete Hegseth’s mom thinks he’s an abuser. (Celebitchy)

Sci-fi’s best character is a deadly rogue cyborg who’d rather be watching TV. (Wonkette)

From Kayleigh: Ireland has turned on Conor McGregor. “People want nothing to do with him, they don’t want to see him, they don’t want anything to do with putting money his way. The way he’s behaved is just absolutely terrible.” (BBC)

Tim Burton plans to work with Johnny Depp again. (Variety)

Is Arcane canon in League of Legends? (Polygon)

Bryan Cranston still checks on Frankie Muniz every few weeks. (A.V. Club)

From Roxana: Sharon Stone talks a lot of sh*t. (IndieWire)

Bernie Sanders is sidling up to Elon Musk now. Oh good. (Rolling Stone)

We now know what joke Disney wouldn’t let Deadpool tell. (Deadline)

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Ahhh yes. I deserve to constantly hear racial slurs otherwise it’s bad for democracy.

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