Who cares if you aren't the most muscular or successful, all that really matters is that your funny. Apparently it's your comedy chops that will guarantee that lady friend of yours keeps coming back for more in the bedroom. So I've been hitting the gym twice a day for nothing? Yes, my friend, you've been exercising all the wrong things.
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According to research conducted at the University of Albany, women crave sex more often with funny guys and they'll even be the ones to get the ball rolling first if the guy has the ability to make them laugh until their bellies ache. Also, chances are she'll stay loyal to her guy in the bedroom if he's her own personal comedian. Although this study was only done on female college students, there's no doubt that there's something to this funny man business.
Because we are committed to the ultimate fulfillment of your lives, here's two funny guys you might have heard of. Sit, listen, take notes, and then see if your new found inner comedian gets the girl.